Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML
Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
Today, one of my classmates put hand sanitizer on my seat. I took one look at my seat and said, “You honestly believe I’m going to fall for that?” I then got laughed at anyway, because I’m disliked enough for them to do that. That’s right, I get bullied for being bullied. FML
Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML
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Top comments
katplayer 4
I'm sure it was what you were thinking. ... Honestly, though, I've always wanted red hair. It's so nice. :)
LemonStarship 5
Don't lie to yourself...
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Comments (262)
sexymango 0
Gingers are hot
Alpha35 4
OMG I LOVE U HAHAHHA GINGERS ARE BAD AND TURRIBLE
il_bastardo 0
Ginger chicks are sexyyyyyy. No joke. Hit me up ginger ladies.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Remember Cartman as a Ginger kid? Lol.
bassplayer27 0
Im a ginger.... we'll some day take over the wirld and destroy the ass holes that made fun of us muhah
pixiebabe06 0
being Ginger rocks !! :D even though we have no soul LOL JK we do :P but I can totally see where you're coming from that's happened to me before haha it was epic :)
onecutechick101 0
hahahaha. I love gingers they make me smile
shankel22 0
they make you smile?
adsc04 0
aw poor kid suffers from gingervitis
Bubblerider 3
hahaha!!! xD BEST JOKE EVER!!!
fire_in_the_hole 0
****** up!!!! Ginger pride!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Does the carpet match the curtains? ;D If so.. FIRECROTCH.