Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I went to a seminar about non-prejudice and acceptance. I spent the whole time being made fun of because of my pink shirt. FML
Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
Today, one of my classmates put hand sanitizer on my seat. I took one look at my seat and said, “You honestly believe I’m going to fall for that?” I then got laughed at anyway, because I’m disliked enough for them to do that. That’s right, I get bullied for being bullied. FML
Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML
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Top comments
katplayer 4
I'm sure it was what you were thinking. ... Honestly, though, I've always wanted red hair. It's so nice. :)
LemonStarship 5
Don't lie to yourself...
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Comments (262)
IWABO2_ 0
What happened to my comment?
Fortuitous 0
Well, this one showed up. Also, the mods could have deleted your previous one.
In_some_bullshit 13
What it say? Lol
dudeitsdanny 10
What could be worse than being a ginger? You're a fat, ginger midget, aren't you? With a lisp and Megan Fox's thumbs? At least your teacher only pointed out the red hair. In all seriousness, some day-walkers are pretty hot. And I've seen a couple hot gingers.
yafuckyourlife 4
Having a bad day or what?
dudeitsdanny 10
No, it's a joke. Just pointing out a variety of things that could be made fun of. I know I'd laugh at a fat, ginger midget. Maybe.
darkgeo 2
And they would laugh right on back (:
FMLollie 7
haha i know a small Ginger thats slightly on the large side.
TheSnakeDoctor 0
#88 My mother doesn't like it when you talk about her that way.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!
KylaaKatastrophe 0
THEY DO NOT!
tnlander 20
damn lies!
bennyjoe1733 0
and that is where your wrong
agentxyv 0
they don't! but neither does anyone else because souls don't exist...
DevianceIsBliss 0
why does everyone hate gingers? I used to have red hair, but once I turned 5 it turned brown :S I really wish I still had red hair!!!
volkster644 0
At least you don't go to my school; we have 'ginger hunting season.' anyone considered fully or partially 'ginger' is fair game in the halls
thornrose22 4
Hey 21, where do u live so I can make sure never to move there
Mr_26 0
And so that I can.
tygerarmy 35
I want to go to your school. I will participate in Ginger Hunting Season, by hunting people who pick on Gingers.
ugliness 6
Awww I'm Ginger too, it really does suck, I even live in Scotland - the birthplace of gingers and it's like I'm a bully magnet, well enough of my life story :P any way you can slyly insult your teacher op, there's always something
_Vamp_ 9
You deserve it for being ginger!!............... Oh wait....
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol.(:
pooper19 3
Howdy Doody is a real person, I do win the bet Yes Yes!!!!
birdi 0
nice
CaptStupd 0
Classic hahaha
klutzycleo 5
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mr_26 0
The boomerang was invented for gingers. You filthy vermin.
vivienmleigh 0
Teacher win!
tnlander 20
excuse me, ma'am but your boobs are showing.
blcarter81 0
let's shag?
allmidnighteyes 11
It's because you can't tell the difference between you're and your. =p Nahh, it's because you're a Ginger.
Fortuitous 0
If you mix up the letters of ginger, you get one of the two words the moderators hate! 0_0
ImTheAlpha 30
Ginger ingerg gergin ni... Oh, I think I found it.