Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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hottytoddy 0
That's what ya get for being a littering asshole
purpleiscool 0
LOL@164. Okaaaay then.
christopherlove 0
Fail. You of course deserve whatever ticket/fine you received.
fuckedup666 0
lol....i did that once... with a joint!
regalarius 0
I hope you got a fine of some sort. But we can't all understand how ashtrays work, I suppose.
blodulv 0
Seeing people throw cigarette butts out their windows is my number one pet peeve... Especially when I'm on a motorcycle. You ******* deserved that one.
AlphaUnit 0
***IDOUBTIT*** When u got the information from the Mayo Clinic, did they also tell you that their findings were from subjects that lived in a plastic box that they were able to observe 24hours a day? That the subjects lived in a controlled enviroment? NO? Hmm, well then, you have no factual proof that smoking kills 440,000 people a year. The air you breathe, the foods you eat, the clothes you wear, the water you drink all cause cancer. Also, right now, I am living in Japan, where a high precentage of the people smoke. They live to be in their late 80's and on. I am SURE they have seen their GRANDCHILDREN and GREATGRANDCHILDREN.
purpleiscool 0
First of all #172, it's been reported in all sorts of documents that smoking does kill hundreds of thousands of people a year, perhaps you should go enroll in a health class. Or even visit a anti-smoking website. And maybe the people in Japan live to their 80's because the food they eat? Have you not seen how healthy their dishes are??? Lot's of rice and vegetables, and lean meats=good for your health.
AlphaUnit 0
Those reports also just look at the fact the person was a smoker and blames their death on smoking. My point was that its not just smoking that kills people. There are other factors. I know smoking contributes to many health problems, but smoking alone cannot be blamed. There are other enviromental reasons for someone to end up with cancer. Hell, even your Genes play a role! So, if all smokers start eating healthy, they can live to be that old? Wow. Wish it were that simple!!!
lookitschloe 0
where are you from? hope you're not from the west coast. DON'T TRASH CALIFORNIA!