Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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sallay 0
YDI for littering. who cares if he smokes, let him enjoy it now because he'll be suffering the ******* consequences of it later on in his life. my dad stopped smoking recently after YEARS of trying to stop, and just yesterday he said to me after practically coughing up a lung, "shit, 6 months smoke free and im STILL coughing up loogies!" thank goodness thats all it was... so yeah, i hope that cop gave you what you deserve because quite frankly you discust me :)
suaveneanderthal 0
#120 or purpleiscool or whatever the **** you wanna be called. i live in the western part of north carolina and guess what?? Up here in the ******* mountains where there are no major cities for hundreds of miles my air quality is ******* terrible because all the smog and pollution comes in from the cities and get trapped in our mountains up here and ***** us all up thanks to you guys, so you cant tell me that moving away is going to get me away from air polluition i hope you arn't really that ignorant because if you are you need to get off this website and go read a book or two. you said it yourself that gas goes wherever it pleases and guess what? It does, so you need to understand that just because you live in the middle of nowhere doesn't mean the air pollution isn't a big ass problem like it is up here in the great smokey mountains national park.
psilocybin 0
LOL nice job
Jae87 0
Epic! You are made of win! Great aim!
narcoman 0
contrary to popular belief, the world IS your ashtray
karenmarie 0
Oopps!
HBMAN 0
I LOL'd
purpleiscool 0
#135-Oh, that hurt. Please note my sarcasm. I live in a town where thousands drive through each day to go work in the city, I know how much air pollution sucks. I live in a valley where the grass fires cause the air to be smokey, and where sometimes you can't even see the blue sky, or even sometimes when you walk outside for a few minutes, and you already smell like grass fire. And don't be blaming your poor air quality on me when I live on the other side of the country! What the hell is that about? And #134- I feel your pain, my dad smokes, and just about every morning I get a wake up call-him coughing up a lung. You would think he would get the hint maybe he should quit...
IAmBridgette 0
Smoking is bad. xP
Tubasaurus 0
What kind of boneheaded thought process do you have to go through to think that there is nothing wrong with throwing a piece of burning paper and tobacco out of your window? Would you throw anything else out of your window? Do you only throw something out of your window when it could potentially start a fire? Dumbass