Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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purpleiscool 0
You don't need to be around the smoke constantly to receive damage. As soon as smoke enters your lungs, bronchi are dying.
funnyyy 0
ya but it wont ******* kill you unless there's a lot of it which means you have to be around it a lot.
person1000003 0
Don't smoke dumbass!!! U deserv it u idiot
Witchcraft_fml 5
Send me the cop's name so I can send him fan mail. I ******* hate you people who throw fags out the window. ********.
antonioohama 0
YDI for smoking in your car by a cop. YDI for smoking in your car. YDI for smoking by a cop. YDI for smoking. Get a life, stupid. They're in the Get Real section of your local supermarket, next to the clues.
Cemetery 0
i'm not going to lecture you for smoking, that's just stupid. However i do think your a filthy litterbug.
Lurstack 0
Dude!!! Props to you!!! Hopefully that **** got in a wreck and died!!!!
lalagirl912 0
everybody you don't know how old OP is!! they may be in their 50s and started to smaoke back then!! back then they didn't know that they where bad! so no more YDI for smoking! it's not their fault mos of the time!! -.-" and another OP could have kids so they put down the window so that they don't hurt the kids as much!! and if theyhate smoking (you idiots don't know how hard it is to stop once you've started!!) they maybe trying to get as less of the smoke they can!!!!! and last the smoke barely ever gets you unless you really close to them! -.- it really bothers me how all these people are calling OP a jerk because my mom smokes (trying to quite for a long time now) and is far from a jerk, smoking doesn't turn people into jerks! my mom would never hurt anybody or anything meaning to, she does what ever she can do to help people she doesn't even know! and she has alot of other problems too! but still tries to help but then ends up in the hostpital when she does help! but she still does it to be nice! she is a smoker and a great person! I hate people like you all your the type that I think should die a horrible painful death and go to hell, jerks! -.-" don't know what your talking about and likely selfish by the way you act! STFU AND DIE!
KineTicKonTact 0
Next time watch out ;), but that was pure chance so FYL OP :)
Twig_Man 0
should have screamed out the window " BULLS-EYE BITCH" hahahaha