Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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Depressurized 2
YDI for being a nasty smoker.
lace656 0
I have something to tell you non-smokers, and this is for you and you only, because I know for a fact that you do not know this. And I feel it is my duty to pass on information at all times, so we can all learn, evolve, and get the **** off this planet. Non-smokers, this is for you and you only. Ready? Non-smokers die... every day. Sleep tight. See, I know you all entertain some sort of eternal life fantasy because you do not smoke cigarettes. May I be the first to pop that little ******' bubble of yours and send you hurtling back to the truth? You're dead, too. HAHAHAHA! Have a good evening. And you know what your doctors will say, 'Shit, if only you smoked, we'd have the technology to help you! It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed.' I've got all kinds of neat gadgets waitin' for me. Oxygen tent, iron lung... it's like going to Sharper Image! - Bill Hicks, RIP
REELAX_fml 0
that's what u get for smoking ha
semchuk 6
smoking kills.
thishannahkid 0
ydi smoking is horrid
KeiIshiyama 10
You deserve it (formally) for littering, smoking, and (informally) being a giant douche.
lolmigosh 15
Oooh burn!
Fay303 5
On paved roads I don't really consider cigarette butts being thrown out littering. The environment there has already been ruined by the road.
kei1108 13
PLEASE READ! :) People should stop throwing cigarettes outside their windows; throwing out a cigarette is just like throwing a piece of paper on the ground! Its littering! And making our streets disgusting! Please use an ashtray!!!!
marissa136 0
YDI for littering-AND smoking!