Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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paks7 0
i could care less if you smoke in private...plenty of the posters on here are right-its your body, do what you want. but when youre in public it sucks walking behind people who smoke. and no you cant always walk away from it. on my college campus literally every other person is a smoker-good luck getting away from that. i bet you didn't know that secondhand smoke kills more people than actually smoking does (before anyone attacks me-im not 100% sure of this statistic but either way you're still killing others) so thanks for killing a bunch of innocent people
funnyyy 0
#153 and 154-they deserve it for littering then NOT for smoking. and if it's in their car then no one's inhaling second hand smoke. #156-i'm not attacking you i know you're not sure if it's true but that mostt likely isn't unless someones with people who smoke constantley.
jordan161616 0
me and my sister got pulled over for throwing two butts out the window
purpleiscool 0
and if it's in their car then no one's inhaling second hand smoke. BULL SHIT. Where the **** do you think the smoke goes, it just dissapears? -- And I agree with #156. Second hand smoke kills more people than the acutal smokers. Don't believe it? You might want to go sign up for a health class.
idoubtit 0
So, to all those defending smoking, here's some stats for ya from the Mayo Clinic. Smoking kills over 440,000 people a year in the United States ALONE, more than AIDS, alcohol, car accidents, murders, suicides, drugs and fires combined COMBINED. It is the NUMBER ONE PREVENTABLE cause of death. So, you deserve it for smoking. Yes, it's your choice. It's still a horrible one. But hey I'm with you, I'd rather never get to see my grandkids either......
testing_fml 0
Haha, smokers for the loss. I hope he kicked your ass up and down the street.
purpleiscool 0
#160 You are my hero.:)
AMMM 0
See, this is how fires start and people lose their homes. Feel proud? YDI.
xdorkasaur 0
For anyone that says FYL for smoking- grow a dick.
idoubtit 0
not really sure how that last comment was relevant? i mean sure, saying that he deserves it causes your penis to get smaller, even disappear...everyone knows that..... wait is that not right? I'm gonna go look that up real quick.....