Anonymous
United States
Chips
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dani_Rich
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Double down
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Anonymous
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
AmberKCole
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool your boots
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Seriously?
Irvine, United States
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
TheIrony
United States
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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pinksplash 0
You smoke. FYL
katelyns 0
Hahaha, dumbass!
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Penguinophile 0
You shouldn't flick cigarette butts out of your car window. But I'm sure you know that now...
HteaXtrainC 0
Sweet, sweet justice! Don't litter next time. >:]
RollrcoasterDude 0
YDI for smoking. Ur killing yourself and others!
banzai314 0
U shouldn't be smokin!!!!!!!!!
Jennydew 0
YDI. I can't stand smokers that flick their butts out the car window. Ever heard of an ashtray?
neonoodle 0
#112 As I said, my statement on the poster being obese was based on conjecture so please respond to my actual post. If you read my post, you'd realize that you could get away from a smoker by walking 10 feet, as opposed to getting away from a factory by moving 100 miles - probably into a city where air pollution is the problem you'll be dealing with. My thoughts on global warming and ozone depletion are really not your concern, but I assure you that they're more thought out than yours seeing as how you seem to have a simplistic view of reality.
purpleiscool 0
neonoodle-do you not understand that smoke is a gas, and floats wherever the hell it pleases? Sure factories do the same, but if you get far enough away, you should be fine. Even if you are 10 feet away from a smoker, you can still inhale those fumes from the lovely cancer stick. I am at least 20 feet away from one right now, and it's making me sick. And you would be suprised on how complex of a view I have on things.
a201 0
It's bad enough that you don't care about your body, but to not care about the environment is a whole-nother thing. Use the frickin' ashtray in your car and empty it out at home instead of trashing our planet. You deserve whatever's coming to you, scumbag.
jollyholly414 0
YDI...smoking can kill you. you shouldn't smoke...have you ever seen people with a stoma(hole) in their throat? they struggle and so do people with messed up faces, body parts taken off, and other things. it's very dangerous :( shame on you
wbrycem 0
122 (and probably others) - good call, I'm sure he knows that. Telling people who smoke that smoking kills won't make them stop smoking, geniuses.