Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
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Top comments
chickenwalrus 14
i love how your username is "fuckbucket"
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What's an asswhole?
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Comments (133)
AnimalLover1031 8
Wow what a ******* asswhole
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What's an asswhole?
Roevera 14
He's a whole asshole? not just half an asshole?
Justforlolz 14
Thank goodness he has a whole ass. It would be awkward with just half.
cr3ativity 15
A
kandi_kid69 15
Asswhole? What's that?
blackheart24 10
Thats definitely better than an asshalf.
AnimalLover1031 8
Calm down people, it's just a mistake.
TheTerenity 9
It's Hole.
_Oblivion_ 12
We already established that if you haven't seen the first 5 comments.
ambrown101 4
Asswhole; the combination of ass and swole.
wannaplay 1
COME ON GIRL IT'S TIME TO DO SOME PARKOUR!!! FIND A WAY IN THERE. lol nvm
wannaplay 1
42- ur freaking hilarious hahahaha
ClassyCommando 13
That was a half-ass effort with the spelling there, 1.
thelastavailable 13
I don't think he is an asshole at all, perhaps it'll teach OP to have a bit of respect in future.
blueandpurpleroc 4
I would suggest breaking the door but we all know how damn expensive hotel charge for anything scratched, let alone broken.
Greendaycheese 12
Key and Jonghyun !
blueandpurpleroc 4
You know it. (;
Forlorn420 9
Smoke a bowl out there
ilovedramahehe 7
Oh SMTown reunion :)
MDTeddy 13
You know he deserves it for locking her out there. People on here have the meanest parents I have ever heard of.
PostItSticker 11
Thats why you storm out the hotel door so you can hang out and have fun
Bullpine 11
OP was on a balcony.
nick315 8
Well he can hang out......it may be life risking but he can hang over the edge of the balcony. He will technically be hanging out then.
mk58 31
I would have found somewhere to hide if I were you and scared the shit out of your dad. Like you know... On the side of the balcony or something.
chickenwalrus 14
i love how your username is "fuckbucket"
skipzabeat 0
I guess your dad won the argument
Hypertudism 15
Well as long as the weather wasn't bad, I don't see much of an FML here. He was bound to let you in at some point.
abethehonest 4
crawl off from the side, land in the bushes, sneak in again and slap him in the face.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Slap him in the face? Do kids have no clue about respecting their parents anymore?
erockinthesuburb 17
I would have done the exact same thing...
stalkerstatus101 5
Me too! That was my first thought after u read the fml
MrSassypants 34
So after erockinthesuburb read the FML, you, stalkerstatus101, thought of walking out to the balcony? Well that makes a lot of sense.
emmagillespie24 11
Did you have a view of the tv?