Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML
Today, a couple at the dog park, who seemed afraid of large dogs, tried to kick my dog for trying to say hi to them. They then called the police on me for lunging and yelling at the guy for trying to kick my dog. It's an off-leash dog park people, don't go there if you're afraid of dogs! FML
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
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Kaleigh090 11
You know, I could see a guy yelling at you for not keeping (what he believed was) your dog leashed. However, to HIT you for it? That goes a little too far in my book. Release the beast and let it eat him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What ever happened to being grateful of having someone helping you from having a trip to the ER?
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Comments (143)
the_true_batman 10
I hope that that caused you to let the dog go and he was attacked again. My sister got mad at me once and hit me, and our dog started snapping at her. He always liked me better, and was trying to defend me. He should have realized I'm a lot bigger than her and don't need help defending myself. But I like that he was willing to stand up for me.
cannonfodder 12
Thats when you say the words "Sick him" and walk away
JoeCool6972 1
I hope you punched him back! Otherwise you are a pussy who deserved it.
mookiemookie01 24
You should have punched him back
golong77 0
Teach him a lesson and release the dog and let it rip his throat out and eat him as a snack
Gwyddone 29
Well, even if he is a prick, you're still a good man. Don't worry, he'll get it back... or he got it from the dog.
BruisedEgoGal917 0
I'm sorry sweetheart. Well that guys a doucher!!!!
nmlutgen 11
Release the dog again. Nuff said.
helloimclaudia 30
I just don't understand why people always have to punch each other in the face. Grow up and talk about it!
Shade1982 21
I think people are just hitting 'YDI' for fun... How did he deserve this at all??