Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Countersuit
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Bad doggo
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a cute dog. I reached down to pet it, but it snarled then bit me. As I was walking away, I saw the owner of the dog, who was laughing and filming the whole thing on his shitty cellphone. I hope the video isn't out there on TikTok or whatever. FML
Chill out, dude
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Panic attack
Today, I was shopping when I got charged at by a really big dog, causing me to panic and fall. The store won’t do anything because the cunt of an owner lied and said it’s her “service dog.” FML
Today, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class. Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML
Dog people
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
This is Kerpal
Today, a couple at the dog park, who seemed afraid of large dogs, tried to kick my dog for trying to say hi to them. They then called the police on me for lunging and yelling at the guy for trying to kick my dog. It's an off-leash dog park people, don't go there if you're afraid of dogs! FML
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plaguer 26
This is why I don't like taking my dog out often. People need to learn to ask before touching a stranger's pet.
Kyuubi_Rose 11
Well, he can't sue if there is no damage and you did try to warn him. People should never pat strange dogs without owner's permission, it was his own stupidity
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Comments (85)
RawrImaDragon 18
What a prick.
MileyC 2
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i know right? she should make out with him to freak him out enough to not sue!
MrsDruidess 23
I think it sucks for OP but if the dog has done this before, and it sounds like it has, she needs to flat out say no, don't touch my dog. She is that dogs protector and should know and enforce its boundaries. So in a way she failed the dog and DI, but I do feel for her so I am torn.
laceyexile 10
If you read the post she said that she did tell the guy not to pet him.
DyslexicPanda 12
Op should counter sue for emotional distress of the dog
jw90 18
@ 23, and then he'd sue for sexual harassment
tpm45 25
Pricks get pricked by puppies I suppose.
thatghostdude 9
No she shouldn't....that's stupid
Bcfrmkc816 17
Idiots and assholes are everywhere
alex_ruby 11
He was. He was. Thankfully everything worked out. Mister is at home and safe. :)
xTrepidation 14
#28 Even then half the time you tell people not to pet your dog they still do.
Fitzinator1995 13
ha, he's got nothing on you, you wanted him.
Sal_G_63 5
*warned
Fitzinator1995 13
dang, I didn't notice that, thanks.
Cleu 12
What a difference that post makes with just one letter
plaguer 26
This is why I don't like taking my dog out often. People need to learn to ask before touching a stranger's pet.
SabriLittleRed 25
I agree. You never know what a dog is like. It's not the dog's fault, it's the person's fault. I'm sorry, OP. I hope everything works out.
lysx84 24
#3 Please tell me you don't let the stupidity of others stop you walking your dog? They need exercise!
plaguer 26
We walk miles daily, but typically during a quiet time of day on the local trail where many people don't go. I guess I should specify I don't like taking him to places like pet stores, where idiots like this go.
happle 21
It's not just dogs, people will rush to pick up my cat when I take him out, and he's shy and attacks strangers. Strangers would also start to touch my mom's belly without permission when she was pregnant. People have no boundaries. :/
raininginseattle 9
Or let their kids. I volunteer at a shelter that has signs everywhere saying don't put fingers through the grates. Unfortunately, if a dog breaks skin they have to be out down. I would rather put down the person and thin the herd.
plaguer 26
My mom worked at two different shelters and the excuses they have to put dogs down are unbelievable. Dogs around here can be labeled as dangerous and euthanized because they bark. Typically I don't think children should be allowed back with the animals anyway, exactly for that reason.
caitlinrawrr 9
People like him make me angry. The dog didn't even break the skin! One time, my mom was going to the car with my dog. She wasn't paying attention and the mail lady came driving up to do her thing. My dog went up to her to say hi, she wasn't even barking or growling, and the mail lady started screaming, which caused my dog to start barking, then got back in her mail truck and drove off. My mom didn't get the mail for a few days, so she went to the post office to figure out why, and apparently the mail lady filed a report about a "dog attack." I'm not trying to take the blame off of my mom because she should have been paying attention, but my dog was NOT growling or barking or anything. And my dumb sister came to visit quite a few years ago. She met my dog once, but it had been like a few years, so my dog didn't know her. My sister was staying with her friend and I went over because my sister had a birthday present for me. She jumps in the backseat with my dog and tried to hug her. My dog bit her face and made her bleed a little bit. She had to go to the hospital and get stitches. And she insisted that I open my gift right there while she was covering her face, which was bleeding. My dog had to be quarantined for 10 days. Seriously, guys. Don't be stupid with dogs.
SaySayGurl 10
Sounds like how it is at the shelters here in Raleigh. Luna, our rescue who we recently adopted, was almost put down because she was shy and people were scared of her since she's a pit mix. Luckily she was saved by a foster mom the day before she would've been euthanized. Now we know that she's one of the sweetest and most outgoing dogs around. Some people can be too quick to judge.
LauraAreias 10
true, my golden retriver has 10yo and just because of the breed people think they can pet her. I warn you...she has nice teeth...
Kyuubi_Rose 11
Well, he can't sue if there is no damage and you did try to warn him. People should never pat strange dogs without owner's permission, it was his own stupidity
domolovesyoshi 33
exactly, the guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on because she verbally warned him and there is no visible bite.
Ovoxo_5 5
At least now you know who's looking for a quick buck.
niftyismybitch 21
I would figure someone who wants to pet a dog to be an animal lover....
Pwib 14
Is the bark worse than the bite ?
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Psh let him sue you. The courts will laugh in his face and fine him for wasting their time.
mangobbler 11
That would actually be something hilarious to witness.
junkman6 22
Guys just mad because he thought he was the next "Dog Whisperer" and found out otherwise. Everything's on camera so he has no case, just tell him to quit being an ass.
fakedsincerity 32
what an asshole. I hope your puppy wasn't scared.