Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML
Today, a couple at the dog park, who seemed afraid of large dogs, tried to kick my dog for trying to say hi to them. They then called the police on me for lunging and yelling at the guy for trying to kick my dog. It's an off-leash dog park people, don't go there if you're afraid of dogs! FML
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
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Kaleigh090 11
You know, I could see a guy yelling at you for not keeping (what he believed was) your dog leashed. However, to HIT you for it? That goes a little too far in my book. Release the beast and let it eat him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What ever happened to being grateful of having someone helping you from having a trip to the ER?
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Comments (143)
StanSmith2013 26
Caesar Milan never has that issue, maybe you should walk round with a pack of dogs for protection like he does!
Ugi 27
Seems like the dog had the right idea in the first place! Seriously, the whole shoot (punch) first, think later attitude is far too common. FYL.
mynameisnotmike 1
No good deed goes unpunished.
sillyyanks 24
Jeeze I woulda let that dog go straight back to what he was doing!! It's not your dog, therefore you have no obligation to stop it attacking that guy again!!
Blinx92 0
"Go get him boy"(release) it's not your dog
IYagura06 2
Kick his stupid ass
skulltorn 8
Your fault for being Canadian, I'd punch you to you eh!
azalea233 5
You should've let the dog out on him, that'll teach the jerk. Or sock him right back and let the dog loose and stride away
cinnamondemon 8
dont worry. he was an ungrateful dumbass
sasukecopyninja 1
you do know that you could sue his ******* ass for assault.