Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
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xoCOURTNIEox 0
wow cool son you got there :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
good man!
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Comments (212)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
When he's rich, your not going to get shit!
jewfro311 0
He wants to be just like you!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Oi! You're*
marinus_fml 20
nah I heard he was a useless stay home kid at age 29!
kjturner01 0
for a minute I thought u were talking about his juices and I don't recommend making wine out of that kind of juice
jess6blondie9 3
Every one loves boners!
99zeus99 0
Lmfao
sgtrobswifey 0
l o l,, where's doc when we need him..
mrmerino 0
he has open bottles of fermenting juice in his bedroom? amateur. that kid's gotta get some caps, balloons, and yeast. ppssh.
SirEBC 7
READ THE GODDAMN RULES. Just kidding, I don't mean to be rude. But seriously, read the rules, goddamn it.