Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I think all those jokes my wife made about becoming an alcoholic during quarantine may be true. She came back from the weekly shopping today with 7 bottles of wine, a bottle of tequila and a 30-pack of beer. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
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Top comments
acmariner99 25
So now you’re whining on the internet? Lol In all seriousness, sounds like she has a problem.
bidet 10
You've driven her to drink.
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Comments (14)
acmariner99 25
So now you’re whining on the internet? Lol In all seriousness, sounds like she has a problem.
Mona Roblin 5
She is complimenting you on your wine making skills. You go Mom!
bidet 10
You've driven her to drink.
Sinshine 28
So instead of worrying about your mom drinking more than 1 bottle of wine every day, you're concerned about not having any wine left?
inappropes 31
She is 80. Personally I wouldn't care, at that age you've earned it. but some would probably see a problem with it.
friendly_pixeh 7
Lol yeah like she's gonna die young :D
PenguinPal3017 19
She's 80. I don't think it really matters.
RichardPencil 32
Aw, quit your wining! If she’s knocking back almost 2 bottles a day, she’s probably not going to be around much longer.
alycion 39
Mommy drinks because you wine.
Mungolikecandy 19
About two bottles a day of wine (homemade stuff usually is stronger than store bought) suggest she may have a bit of a drinking problem.
tounces7 28
She probably figures she'll be dead before long anyway, so why not become a major alcoholic.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm surprised you still have a mother. More than 50 bottles of wine in less than a month, at 80 years old, is pretty impressive.
zuckerburg 21
Your wine must be weak AF for her to go through 50 bottles just to get a buzz on