Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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aruden 25
Cheddar puss sounds grosse lol it's a shame he didn't come up with any nice bread related names. Maybe the longer you have the yeast infection he will eventually rise to the task.
RichardPencil 32
He should mix it up and call you Beer-gina or Dough-****. On the other hand, his lack of imagination might be a blessing.
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lucasj23 11
apparently you should have married a grown up.