Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
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Top comments
LittleMissShadow 16
Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"
Welshite 40
Check for invisible ink.
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Comments (109)
powerkeep 24
Is it me or is ToastNippies a really funny username?
Antivist 13
Invisible ink? lol Yeah no one likes me either ): someone hmu ?
ffiguresskating 11
We literally have the same mom xD
atrumX 16
It's such a clever joke! I must try this sometime :D
orphankiller07 11
The only real thing to send back is touché.
KingMasih24 5
SAVAGE AF
ctcountrygirl94 6
you may need some ice for that burn ;) :P had to sorry but seriously that's messed up :/
Ilikepie82479 20
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious
squishier 16
just tell her the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Shmatterhorn 38
Best not to get into an insult war with Mom. She can potentially come back with horrible baby pictures, or something just as bad.
buymevickis92 26
sorry OP goodness I'm glad my mom only says or does stuff like that jokingly. maybe she was just joking or is she always that mean?