Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
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LittleMissShadow 16
Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"
Welshite 40
Check for invisible ink.
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Comments (109)
Rodville 28
I like your username OP. But yeah this calls for some serious revenge. But wait a while. Revenge is best serve cold.
Witchylady 18
Wow, that is so bitchy of your mother and rude and unkind. Maybe you could post her a pile of doggy do and write a note that says this is what I think of you.
gracehi 33
Not sure if Mom is awesome or horrible...
Ashd09 30
This sounds like something my dad would so to me. That's hilarious honestly
kiaora_fml 11
That's when you send her a blank piece of paper saying here is a list of all the people that want to have sex with you :P
ndnpride88 25
Ohh you have to give her credit for originality.
buckdharma 38
Think positive! There's no losers, douche bags, psychos, dim wits, dip *****, ass wipes, hosers, creeps, dorks, morons, jerks, tools, posers, fucktards, airheads, butt munches, clowns, nimrods, turkeys, pecker heads, loonies... That's, that's all I have to say about that.
anabanana101 15
How sweet
ally8 21
Bit slack
vikky538 29
Is that true?