Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
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Top comments
LittleMissShadow 16
Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"
Welshite 40
Check for invisible ink.
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Comments (109)
patrickalamo 48
Send it back with a note saying these will be her options other than a nursing home.
dntbeadouche 25
my daughter just told me this sounds like something I'd do to her. lol
MarchyLukic 4
rofl
ChrissyLou93 0
Don't feel so bad. My mother basically told me I wasn't pretty enough to have as many boyfriends as I have had.
HairIsEverything 15
What the he'll? OPs mom was joking and it was hilarious. Your mom just sounds like a bitch! Damn I'm sorry that sucks
Britt125 16
Sounds like something mine would do. As a joke. I'd laugh. Maybe it was just a joke?
RusticChick 27
Shitty thing to do, but gotta appreciate her sense of humor. Lol. Made me laugh! Just brush it off, OP. Don't take it so hard.
joeblow6969 5
I don't understand the logic of ridiculing your own child... someone begat from YOUR DNA and raised by YOU. Any shortcomings you perceive of that person are likely ENTIRELY YOUR fault.
brewmasterg 34
So if you had a child and raised them with nothing but love and dedication but they actually grew up to be a sociopathic serial killer, rapist or pedophile, that would be on you? Right.
iAmPaul 49
Your mother certainly has a modern sense of humour.
AstridMissle 12
Is her name Karma?
olpally 33
This is when you ignore her for a while. Also write bitch on the paper and send it back to her.