Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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Top comments
gooBUZZ 0
I don't understand what the problem is? OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.
chasin_butterfli 0
did you help?
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Comments (78)
nickbw 0
My girlfriend loves popping my pimples, she likes to "cleanse" me. i don't usually let her pop the leg/butt ones cuz it hurts like hell, but it really does show she loves me and is completely comfortable with me. suck it up if you love him..
DocBastard 40
1) You and your girlfriend have some issues. 2) You could have phrased your last sentence a bit better.
anim0sitee 0
A) I'm a woman. B) no different phrasing needed, its called being honest.
sourgirl101 29
24 Did you reply to the correct comment? And DocBastard, you see what many over look... not me. I saw it too!(:
Fortuitous 0
#24, you need to get your head in the gutter, or get the **** off this site.
stonegen 0
that is not an fml, heck I had to stop by my moms once so she could pop one that was hurting in the middle of my back. oh yeah, my wife likes popping them on my back too, I have no idea why.
anim0sitee 0
Its a female thing! Id much rather pop a pimple than have it "looking" at me...
sourgirl101 29
I agree. I love to pop them too but don't truly understand why. My husband has blemish free skin but once in a blue moon he'll get an ingrown hair and then it's a real treat getting the tweezers out! (:
7lollypop7 0
It's just so tempting to pop pimples O.O
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
The has been a wave of butt pimple FML's...is this a sign of the apocalypse?
pman590 8
well did you?
CallMeHush 1
Oh pop it, you know you want to.
josieB666 0
This is not really an FML. Just pop it and it'll be over. He's your boyfriend, do stuff for him- like popping an ass pimple:)
n0obpr0 4
amen
DakotaCat 4
Didja put frosting on it and licked it?
larocquee20 0
it seriously isnt that bad.... my ex would have a crazy time popping my pimples when I got them on my shoulders and back, besides, if it isnt right next to the butt hole, ut just another piece of skin, suck it up and quit bitching bout it.
GeneralTso 2
and then...
DocBastard 40
No and then!!
SparcMac 0
Tough love