Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
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Top comments
torbey 23
At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!
darthzerg 7
I hope you did something about this...
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Comments (77)
chashem 17
I'd be creeped out of my mind. You know what the man looks like go to the police
severe_fml 3
The question is- was your wife posing for the camera or no.
whitenobody 10
Creepy much?
daringtoride 27
This is so creepy, it's not even funny (well, kinda?)
lidsthesquid 4
Nope, not at all.
Badstormtrooper 13
I gotta ask if OP's name is Walter White.......
scoobyfiend 0
I don't think Walter White has time for a site such as this.
TheGreatAlexande 12
It was obviously Prince William.
supportcommand 17
Relax. Everyone's got pics of your wife.
la_puta_madre 4
Nice one.
Bullpine 11
If he looked shady why would you go over to him? Good way to get mugged, I think.
desireev 18
I think your wife had to pay her manager $10 to take their order the other day. On a serious note, VERY creepy! And, once again, a RO is in order. Get one ASAP! For yours and your wife's sake.
clownpocket74 1
I don't understand the first part of your comment
Hiimhaileypotter 53
30- There was a recent FML where the employee had to pay her boss to take the order of her stalker so the employee didn't have to do it.
turkturkington 13
It was in reference to a previous FML.
NeoMagnetica 5
I remember that fml. Lol. Good one
skizza_fml 3
there was a post the other day where a lady's stalker came into her work to get food, she didnt wanna talk to him, so she paid her manager $10 to take that order for her
Rashida 2
thats freaking creepy
Sitaaboo 6
Hahh.. At least he's an honest stalker.. What a creep, hope you got to the bottom of that!