Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Today, my wife of one week changed locks of the house and put my stuff outside. A letter addressed to “Elizabeth” had arrived in the mail. She thinks it’s my “secret side wife” and that I’m cheating. She was actually the previous owner of the house. My wife told me to, “Tell that lie to someone else.” FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
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MagnoliaFrog 0
sue her for emotional distress and harassment and wax off your husbands eyebrows while he sleeps. then divorce his sorry a**
etown 0
get revenge.
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etown 0
get revenge.
metalmusic 0
threesome!
Horney4her69 0
oh shit. I'm sorry honey, I was drunk, yeah that's it.
TrollGrammarNazi 0
well I'm not a tv repairman but your life is ******.
AngryNinja 1
revenge isn't a threesome. don't reply to the first post just so you look cool. since your cheatin'-ass husband obviously broke off the affair, call up his mistress and you BOTH can reap your revenge. try shaving his fingers backwards.. i've heard it hurts. o_o
snakebite009 0
@Angryninja, Why does her husband cheating excuse violence? She could have been a terrible wife. His mistress could have been incredibly hot, i'm sure he had a good reason.
sam411411 0
send her one that says your gay
schwinn11 0
If you have pictures of this chick naked, then you should be posting them anywhere possible. You could even post an ad on craigslist, with pics, email, and phone number if you have it. She'll get phone calls and emails non-stop
jessxoxo28 5
thats horrible!!! divorce ur husband and kick her ass!!!
AngryNinja 1
.... i was kidding about the violence. there's no excuse for cheating. if she was a bad wife, he should have divorced her, not had a three-month-long affair, no matter how hot the mistress is. you're a ******* dumbass for thinking that a chick being hot is a good reason to cheat on the woman you stood in front of your family and friends and took as your own because you say you love her and always will. T_T
zZPedobearZz 0
im pretty sure the other person thats cheating with the husband just figured out he was married
DonutNoob 0
Empty his shampoo bottle and put hand wash lotion in there. That'd teach him a lesson..
smilefreely 0
omg. guys are just like that. w/e. if it were me, i'd cut his dick + those horny balls off. But seriously women, don't get too beat up over it. ):
smilefreely 0
LOL. **** you asshole. (:
mattchap 0
how do u get pics for your account?
smilefreely 0
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I was thinking the exact same thing for snaebite009 [; ugh. men like that. that's why marriage is...a scary thing. so much commitment...and you can NEVER EVER trust someone 100%...ugh...
texas_justice 0
...there are 2 kinds of people, the ones who have cheated and the ones who will cheat.
marsty 0
lol I agree with angry ninja... grab the mistress, and reap your revenge together. go to his work and humiliate him, tell his friends, shave his eyebrows while he sleeps... Mua ha haaa
arpeggioss 0
you're probably a shit wife
apfunction 0
wow, she sent you evidence so that you get everything when you divorce him.
ImRawrtastic 0
no first hve a three some.. then divorce..
lovemycowboys 3
remember that when your significant other cheats on you.
dance_till_dawn 0
Sure metalmusic-because a threesome will make her feel shitloads better. Let's not help the cheating douche of a husband enjoy himself more.
BlueBomber 0
It makes me sad that infidelity is common enough that texas_justice's little axiom is recognizably common. While we're talking about it, though: wow, what an incredibly stupid axiom. You may think faithful spouses / SOs are elusive, but we exist.
danohamhead 0
track her down then punch her in the face lol
aDerangedStateOf 0
I Like #31's Idea.
ey3seecold 0
that's great not only is she tripping on some1 elses crock but now the poor guy has to promote it too in ads!!
Rosalie_Haostn 0
#85 exactly
aDerangedStateOf 0
Do everything possible to ruin each one's life...
DogmaT_fml 4
get yo self checked. people should be worrying about more physical than emotional damages.
Samir30Days 0
miss strangeworth.
Tripout 0
@ 61 WTF D8 NNNNOOOOOOO U JUST DONT DO THAT. plz never mention that again -_- that's something guys never wanna hear. idk y girls think it's funny it's not like we say we're gonna skin ur nipples n cut ur clit n half along with sewin u up -_- ONCE AGAIN.....PLEASE never mention that again. I thank you ;)
infinitii 0
Any good action shots :0
naza517 0
ur truly a dumbass, there's no excuse for cheating
iSwag 0
I simply came here to make sure a comment such as 93's had been posted ...my work is done
clink900 0
yeah I agree with 31. post the pictures and get the last laugh
escualida 0
@26: are you seriously implying that the wife being horrible or the mistress being "hot" makes it OK to have an affair? If you're unhappy in a marriage the mature, adult, honorable thing to do is tell your spouse that it's over and THEN move on. Not cheat! Geez people like you make me lose faith in humanity!
Donish1786 0
yeah, I would forget your husband. People like that don't deserve love, they deserve STDs.
brianred5 0
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wordgirl 0
What would hand wash do?
jason2468 0
ur gay #9
bleedforMayheM 0
revenge on the husband dip shit she should thank this chick
magnetic_aura 26
#31 - That's revenge ****. Not only is it a major violation of trust (granted, mistress-wife relationship isn't known for its trust) but it's also illegal. The woman sent OP those pics for a reason, the reason wasn't for them to be plastered all over town. OP is rightfully upset, but getting revenge on that woman serves no purpose. Hopefully, OP has a prenup. She can use the pictures to get alimony or a settlement from her husband and be ridiculously happy. Which is the best revenge!
inmyroom 1
keeper
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Free **** in the post? You're living the dream.
DonutNoob 0
rofl
dp0515 0
well, if she was hot that would be fine.
ZleveL 0
:o I like!
dummydory 4
I think uyou should have sex with another guy, take pictures, and show it 2 ur husband!
Thebluez 0
might as well just have ur husband watch
taycandy96 2
that sounds like a horrible idea
smilefreely 0
REVENGE IS NEVER THE ANSWER YO. + the husband might not even love her anymore, so he wouln't care.. :P
Thebluez 0
^ exactly why it's a great idea
Thebluez 0
better take notes cause apparently he liked it better with her than you
eb0ny 15
Way to be a bitch.
Imag1naryGirl 0
I bet u weren't sleeping with him enough.
caramelize 0
pics or it didnt happen. jk. but that sucks
MagnoliaFrog 0
sue her for emotional distress and harassment and wax off your husbands eyebrows while he sleeps. then divorce his sorry a**
ImaginaryFoe 1
You can sue for just about anything in this country, yeah? Sleep waxing is good but I'd start a little further south. Nothing says, "Bitch wake up; I'm leaving you!" like ripping off ball hairs.
snowman427 0
#80 ball hairs are pubes and you should post pics so we can make a real judgement
tiptoppc 21
I recommend “Nair” for his “Nads”. He’ll lose a pair, then lose his marriage
Starfire22 5
divorce time!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Scratch that ****'s eyes out :] Castrate your husband with your own two hands, and pass it off as a handjob.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
What is it with you and castration? Pahaha :P
DarkArchon 0
Didn't you ever see the Wizard of Ox?
Ajjas013 6
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but pornography is worth even more. You can have some great foreplay with that. Send me your adress, I'll hook you up. I'll send some snails, a clown, Barney, and a bingo set. You'll be set for the next... 3 years.
deadsrs 0
lmao ajjas... you make less sense than a stripper. But that bingo set sounds nice... haha