Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chapter and verse
Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jill
🌶️ Spicy
All mixed up
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soundproofing
Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just dependa things
Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Cantunsee
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Anonymous
Bird's eye view
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
anon
🌶️ Spicy
Love is love
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Top comments
arano 29
What would Jesus do? Beat that little ******'s ass.
nodeathtoall 19
Yeah love thy neighbor With a hug Around his neck Make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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WOTAN1488 24
Divorce now.
gobiteme2 34
That's plain ****** up OP. You sir have some inner soul searching to figure out what to do with the wife. Good luck OP on your journey.
captainsmegma 12
What a filthy ****.
A07 48
In the most literal sense of the phrase too.
FalloutScrolls 25
Imbue thine foot with holy righteous authority and kicketh her ass to the curb...eth.
kirby1964 20
Well, if you do kick her out, she will not go very far. Try to win her back OP. She got married to you after all.
CogadhTallon 16
For real? Got a need for sloppy seconds? I know that's what I'm looking for in a marriage... :|
MariaGiovanni 25
**** that. marriage isn't a competition. you don't need to spend your life competing for your spouse to remain faithful. that's a basic. find someone better op.
calebmeasner123 6
**** her sister?
Death69 24
Looks like it's time to divorce thy wife. Sorry you married a **** OP.
__coralbell 15
"thou shall not covet your neighbours wife" .. Guess that commandment is broken
AssassinBall 12
She didn't take "Thou shalt not commit adultery" very seriously, apparently.
Rented_eyebrows 18
To do list: 1) screw her sister 2) make love to her best friend 3) **** the neighbours wife 4) ignore your "wife" females hate that a lot..... Lastly... Enjoy your life :*
CogadhTallon 16
There's no part of this list I don't fully support. This is an agenda for mysogynists-r-us, yes?
EarlFug 19
I didn't know it was that easy to just **** people at will. Also, did you carefully choose who would get ******, screwed, or made love to? What if he accidentally ****** her sister and screwed her friend?