Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Tell her your girlfriend must have left them there, she will forget all about the smokes.
tomisbetterthanu 0
YDI for smoking
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Comments (50)
Hockeylover87_71 0
wow this sounds familiar. oh yeah, it's from friends!
yaknowiverse 0
you SUCK at hiding things from people.
btofilski24 2
Haha I'm in the army and we weren't allowed to smoke while in training so we would hide our tobacco products behind the toiletes and anywhere else we could think to hide, but next time come up with something a little more original.
Unlucky_Gun 0
YDI for smoking. Although I have to admit, you made a good move by deciding to quit. Smart choice
Migole 36
And she couldn't tell from smelling and kissing you??
how_to_implode 17
Well, now you've got even more reason to quit.
hurley12 30
YDI for hiding it from your wife
onibatty 15
Chandler is that you? LOL
shannon2348 14
there is no way in hell your wife didn't know you were smoking. unless of course she never gets closer than 10 feet from you. its almost impossible not to smell it on someone.
metroido 21
i’m going to take a wild guess and say someone broke in and put them there? (not being sarcastic)