Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Welshite 40
This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.
xlord 27
...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...
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Comments (166)
WickedScarlet73 6
I'd give the tape to your parents. You sick, disrespectful ****.
LegolasPrincess 10
You're beyond disgusting. They paid you to watch their children, not do the 69 on their furniture. You and your horn dog boyfriend couldn't wait to till you were within the confines of your own home to do that? You had no respect for them, their home or yourself. What if the kid woke up and heard you!? You should be ashamed.
shimmering 9
Yes, I agree.
lipun 8
I understand your basic instincts but they shouldn't have taken control of your conscience. kindly, do not repeat it.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
When there's FML posts that end up with the OP as the reason why it happened to them. I don't consider it an FML post. Just a moment in life where something is just your fault. Love that "you deserved it" button
EffYoLife 14
you deserve it for being a disgusting creep! you're there to do a job, babysit the child! not disrespect their house! do that on your own time and in your own place. I hope they curse you out and tell the whole neighborhood about you!
AGuyNamedI 7
I feel bad for the home-owners - they could get in a lot of trouble for having produced child-****. You're ******* sick, OP.
JoseIsAdork 31
well, look on the bright side op, maybe they will have a new idea for a new and up coming film, Nanny's gone wild. but honestly, YDI...
LONERANGER44 11
Ask for the tape so you can put it in pornhub.
TheAngryPrincess 3
You're nasty.
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
I had sex in the woman's restroom at a pizza joint while working once...