Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
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gman422011 4
dump the jerk!!!
QueenPersephone 9
Go ahead, send him a nudie. A really steamy one, of you with another guy. His best friend or brother if at all possible.
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Comments (364)
hiswifey359 0
how could he not recognize ur voice!! DUMP HIS ASS, pronto!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
How? Because Runescape contact is usually done through typing. I thought everyone knew this.
hiswifey359 0
well u THOUGHT wrong!!! assuming makes an ass out of people!!! considering the fact that ive never heard of "runescape"!!!
MissAwesomeness 4
Then why were you assuming that they were voice-chatting on runescape?
hiswifey359 0
because on xbox thats usually how its done!! and since ive never heard of a "runescape" i thought it was like xbox!! is it really that much of a big deal!?? yaa so waat i assumed it was like xbox, biiiig deal!! not my faultt she wanted to act like a crabby bitch
loleepops 10
um, you do know that you just assumed, right?
Bobissmall 13
If you don't know what it is, you ask or just keep quiet...
onlyyoushawty6 0
lol go 76!
hiswifey359 0
no shit dumb hoe!!! incase u didnt read correctly!! i clearely stated tht i assumed it was like xbox, stupid chink
Ranimal 12
Fail. Absolute fail.
Ranimal 12
Absolute fail.
tona01 16
someone is very very very very very very very very very very very very very angry
5t3ff1k4h 47
Crabby bitch? Damn. I was aiming for something along the lines of "mega-douche". I guess I failed. 147 hit the nail on the head. Hiswifey: Next time, google it.
Foltzie 0
YOU ARE ******* RETARDED!!!!!!!! Runescape is a typing based game
ShrukiantheMad 0
Idiotic, illiterate, ignorant, annoying, valley girl, please go die in a hole and stay away from the internet. Lest you burn in grammar nazi/meme hell. Kthxbai.
thewifey310 7
for ur info, im faaar from being a "valley girl" u typical steriotypical douche bag!! and as far as i know!! ur the one sounding soooooo ignorant for assuming im a valley girl!! since when has it been wrong to not know about something such as runescape!! suree i made the mistake in assuming runescape had voice contact, ill admit to my faults, but that doesnt mean im ignorant,
havocreator7 0
This "conversation" literally made me laugh. Fyi, thewifey, the phrase is actually "When we assume, we make an ass out of you and me." See? Because it's clever! Also, if you believe this statement, you've been making an ass of yourself with every comment.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wifey - If you act like a valley girl, people are going to call you a valley girl.
iiLuv 0
go to hell, **** you bitch i hate people like you.
slappygecko 21
Someones having mood swings
slsrox1298 0
u shud send him a pic of ur face with a drawn in text box saying "wer done"on the account
letiflor 3
lol
disconinja924 5
......well?! did you send them? :D
tmarie21 0
are you 10?
gkings18 1
are you 1?
Alicia24_fml 0
You should have still sent him the pics and then he would be all shocked. But I wouldn't make sure he doesn't have any naked pics of you before ya dump him.
RyNo24 4
ydi for asking a question you already knew the answer too... besides you should have sent him pics and blew his mind!
underpaid011 0
so what. he likes nude photos. there is a huge difference in asking online skanks for naked photos (or downloading ****) and railing someone else.
rhartwick 0
yeah
haeckels_embryos 0
That's a really shallow thing to say. The difference isn't as profound as you think. Why do you think it hurts to be cheated on? It's not that your significant other ****** someone else so much as that your significant other wanted someone else. It's really a psychological, not physical, thing and anyone who's not a complete idiot would realize this. And anyway, asking for nude pictures on the internet is for desperate horny losers. I don't think anyone wants to be associated with that. I'd find it more pathetic than hurtful if I was dating someone like that; the only thing that would be hurt is my pride.
c0block010 0
^^^^ hell yes. that is some real deep shit there
invisiblenow 0
Your boyfriend has a horrible choice in games. Should have dumped him for playing runescape in 2011.
mayhem372 8
hey runescapes keepin people away from WOW. gay game though
DVecc 0
your on the internet what did you expect? I mean one of the so called rules is **** or gtfo if you were on as much as every teenager you would know the infamous rules (no I don't believe them but they portray the Internet very well if you ask me)