Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
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gman422011 4
dump the jerk!!!
QueenPersephone 9
Go ahead, send him a nudie. A really steamy one, of you with another guy. His best friend or brother if at all possible.
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Comments (364)
ranger186 1
Its your fault, you went on and asked him. DUMB BITCH
lissalove17 8
It may just be me, but this seems a lot more like you made an account to test how faithful he is rather than to "surprise him" like you claim. If it was a surprise, you wouldn't hide your identity or ask if he was in a relationship.
Calyx_fml 22
You should send him some and get him all riled up. Make a date to meet him for sex at a motel and then bust him when he shows up.
itsmedb3218 0
wow that's shitty. should've sent him one giving him the bird. the look on his face would've been great
GawZ 0
haha that's awesome! first off don't dump him if you're happy together. so a guy wants to see a naked girl... sounds pretty normal to me. it's not like you're married or anything and it's not like he has any other interest in her other than exploiting her for nude pics. slap him on the wrist and get him a subscription to playboy or something. however, now is a great time to dump him if you aren't happy anymore. say hi to your boyfriend for me, he sounds cool. out.
breakingdawnxx3 0
Idiot.
Puppyface171 0
What a winner you have there.
bonacca 2
damm... just dump hem for playing runescape....
sallen0046 4
You created an account to surprise your boyfriend? Uh, no. If you wanted to "surprise" him, you'd have said something to the effect of "it's me, baby!". What you did was create an account to see exactly what he was doing with his time there. It may not have been your initial plan, but it's certainly what you did, and for that YDI.
florenzfang 0
dump him immediately
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Runescape>life