Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Top comments
leiziueyes 0
I do. That'd show me that she's not a backwards and sexist person that cares too much about this dumb tradition. If she wants to marry, she should propose. Giving hints is childish and stupid because leads to misunderstanding and frustration.
sarcdude 3
I wouldn't mind if my girlfriend proposed to me. At any rate that would show she really wanted to be with me.
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Comments (147)
Peroxide 3
You're all douchebags, a girl proposing is hawt. After she proposes she can go make me a sandwich.
sublime420 11
Put the ring in his sammich!
ChrissyRawr 0
Tainting the sammich? Nuuu! That's not good! Not good at all!
tinuelena 0
Wow, I wasn't aware people were still this backwards. OP: yeah, it sucks that your plans got ruined, but at least that little offhand remark saved you the embarrassment of getting rejected.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
Did you buy him a diamond ring too?
RyeBreadBoy 0
lol i wondered this too. when a girl proposes does she still get down on one knee with a tiffany's box containing a ring for the guy?
a_borshunist 0
LOL diamond ring. A proper proposal gift is a blumpkin. Everyone knows that. **** that diamond ring bullshit.
Lisa89 3
Just don't propose to him then... wait until he does it.
teiso_fml 0
Wow at the comments... What's wrong with the girl taking the initiative?
kookysoc 11
Agreed!
blastvortex 4
So? Wait a while and try again. I hope you didn't put the ring in his sammich, btw.
polico_wolf 0
these woman/man arguments have to stop
weezershashpipe 0
didnt you think that maybe he knew you were going to propose and he doesnt wanna marry you yet?
Tarantino_fml 11
My thoughts exactly when i read it at first lol.
pattheaninal 9
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Quit your bitching and get back in the kitchen! YDI for taking a man's place.
Sakata_Gintoki 0
You were really so lucky. Lead him to propose to you then. :D