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Call the cops

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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****** scary!

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

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You used to date Edward Cullen?

My thoughts exactly. :'D

phantomzeroz 0

he was probably jacking off

well its time to call the police.

FYL. Buy a gun. Call the police. Shoot him next time.

woah restraing order time chica

freakshow! call the police

I know how this works! I've heard this before. What's gotta happen is your dad has to almost hit him with the car, then bring him into your house. Nursing him back to health is what will bring you 2 together. Then, you'll have 3 children. One of which will befriend a man named "Doc" (the man who invented the flux capacitor) and your son will time travel back in time and play Johnny Be Good at your prom.

Lol at the back to the future reference xD

I say YDI. I have never heard of a female stalker. What the **** is up with so many women these days that they can't tell when they are dating a ******* psycho? I mean it's not that difficult, there are tells when a person is ******* insane. ~_~; don't date psycho's out of desperation, there are a lot of normal single guys who will date you despite your personality/looks/etc in exchange for sex. Seriously -.-'

It's Edward Cullen!!

omg that's freakin scary!!