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Call the cops

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

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****** scary!

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

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shoulda got a restraining order or called police

Scary *shivers*

ah, the Florence nightengale effect. just like on "back to the future".

Dude thats just creepy! Get a restraining order on him.

TryToBeKind 0

he wouldn't have had to stalk you and try to get your attention obsessively if you hadn't been ignoring him in the first place. Apologize to him, get back together, pay more attention to him and do what he says, problem solved.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

#135 sounds like a stalker, I am reporting you to the authorities

You're insane. -chucks you in the retard bin-

Misguided_Ghost 0

he's seen every part of you.

I'd say that a restraining order is long past due. *eyeroll*

iPLAYbasketball 0

u need to get a restraining order on his ass

buttshapedfruit 0

lmao!! get a warrant thingy