Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend contacted me for the first time in almost 14 years, to apologize for how he treated me while we were still together. It brought back all the old memories that I thought I had finally overcome, and made me have such a bad panic attack that I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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ICallKyo 3
****** scary!
blanka453 0
I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something
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Comments (235)
jamiebuczko 0
or an accidental leeper :O
FelixIsaac 0
restraining order?
gooseneckk 0
What a creep. Who sleeps in trees anymore?
x805xUnknown 6
So many adjectives.
mudd 0
best excuse to buy a new shotgun ever! call the cops for sure so they know what's up, but it takes a minute for them to get there IF you have a chance dial your phone when he comes thru the back door. get a 20 guage pump. most of the time just the sound of workin the action will run em off. if they're real stupid and come at you anyway then you bust em . say you were tryin to stop him not kill him. key word: stop. not kill
ClaraLewy 0
OMG
MellowYelloe 0
You should take him back jk
mudd 0
today, I was stalking my ex when I fell out of the tree by her window. fml
swagga0n1oo 0
Don't worry, when he dies and goes to hell, a big horny bird is going to chase him around....
Caz_the_Spaz 6
umm.... what?
rohosoccer08 1
nice, little Nicky reference lol
cookies_for_you 0
and this is why when people stalk you and walk around outside your property for no good reason, you do something about it. so, unfortunately, you kinda deserved it for not doing anything sooner, especially if you already knew he was obsessive and psychotic.
samham19 0
No one deserves that.Maybe he lives nearby... .......However you need to get the police involved asap..before it escalates further.
Impressivist 0
Oh God, even my mother laughed!
ElMundio87 0
Is he handsome? if not then he's a creeper
Kylias 6
Hahaha, holy crap! It's a Twitard in its natural habitat! Let's poke it with a stick!
flashback.miss 28
No, Kylias! A spear! with a hot tip... in the balls and penis :3