Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend contacted me for the first time in almost 14 years, to apologize for how he treated me while we were still together. It brought back all the old memories that I thought I had finally overcome, and made me have such a bad panic attack that I had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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ICallKyo 3
****** scary!
blanka453 0
I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something
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Comments (235)
wtfsauce 0
And you have yet to call the cops why exactly? He was abusive...so yeah, unless you had the authorities involved, I doubt he'll leave you alone.
Classifieds 0
nothing wrong with some good ol' fun playing "see how long it takes for said person to realize I am stalking them" ...right?
samantha_durano 6
that's not stalkerish at all.
okieraider71 4
Stand up for yourself. CARRY A PISTOL AT ALL TIMES ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY (visible)! Warning--don't take this advice if you are not ready to use it.
KASHMIR_fml 0
Call the cops. simple
king_play 0
real creepy guy... dont take it lightly...
FYLDeep 26
Looks like his attempt to win you back with his newly aquired tree-climbing skills backfired.
dumbasss 0
^^^ thissss hahaha
justj2010 0
When he was walking past your house unnecessarily on those occasions, that was when you were supposed to alert the authorities. You should have seen this coming.
justj2010 0
By "alerting the authorities", I mean whatever is necessary to maintain your safety. I can't say if you should get a weapon, but consider some means of self-defense.
tyrob911 0
looks like love has no boundaries hehe. seriously what you need to do is place a warning sign on your fence stating "beware of gun, we shoot on sight" and see if he shows up again. If he does show up, then legally, you have the right to shoot him. I'd recommend a gun with a scope so you can zoom in on him inbetween the branches and aim for his balls.
justj2010 0
@Tyrob- that's what I would do. Minus the sign. lol