caqi33
United States
Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoPeeGiven
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Palatine, United States
Straining
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
slaughterteddy
United States
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
urinanalysis
Canada
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
heck
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
TooQuick
Maputo, Mozambique
Fast and Furious
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
analbel
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Tib
United States
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
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Buggi_fml 0
You did
bigbadtim 7
Urine trouble now.
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Comments (113)
bigboston 0
you in a way did
spriteisfornewbs 0
Technically, you did. Btw, LOL
heyred 11
It's still better than spilling someone else's urine sample on you.
rhinestonedworld 0
true.
SamazingBanes 0
smells like it too.
ellee135 0
grosss....
Bob65803 0
Fortunately for you, you can make more... and hopefully get it right this time.
ScreamoGirl84 0
You probably just say that as an excuse for pissing on yourself.
natalieb534 0
I'm sorry. Did anybody notice?
Muwahaha_fml 4
Well.... Technically.... Hahaha
PrincessesCrown 17
Heres an idea... next time don't be so retarded and job pee on your pants