Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
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Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, my wife has been using "pregnancy hormones" as an excuse for absolutely everything. Spills a milkshake in bed at one in the morning? Pregnancy hormones! Cries about a hole in her sock? Pregnancy hormones! Gets caught fucking her coworker? Pregnancy hormones! FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I'm 23 weeks pregnant and super horny. I also cried during sex with my husband because I can't orgasm. FML
Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in three months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
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whysobeachy 37
Was it worth it, to her? Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (42)
cosmicdancer84 7
Bend her over
Symphoniaes 32
Oh god I'm pregnant and this happened to me the same day this was posted. My husband says he didn't post this but I'm not sure I believe him ;)
TotFCerberus 11
I don't know why you would believe a doctor that says that sex during pregnancy is healthy. not only did you have to deal with her morning sickness, but you may have also damaged your unborn child. sexual intercourse during pregnancy usually ends in a miscarriage
RoseJam21 14
Citation needed.
DoomedGemini 38
"Why would you believe a medical specialist with medical knowledges" seriously? I believe it highly depends on the case, and mostly I've only heard of it being dangerous early on. I've been told my many that it's actually good to have sex later on in the pregnancy.
Kavrae 1
After years of using this site I finally created a new account just so I could note how criminally WRONG this information is. Honestly, where do you even get this stuff?
berkeleyjake 13
my wife's hormones just make her lazy and a bit of a bitch... feel lucky
miniboss3 3
well that went SOUTH.
EmDizzle2007 28
use it as lube and keep on pushin'
J15237 25
Um how is this an FML? Your wife was horny during her pregnancy, you weren't neglected like a lot of men get because it can be uncomfortable for her. So stop complaining and enjoy. Assure your wife that you are not mad and that there isn't anything to be embarrassed about. I am sure it bothered her a lot more than it did you.