Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
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Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, my wife has been using "pregnancy hormones" as an excuse for absolutely everything. Spills a milkshake in bed at one in the morning? Pregnancy hormones! Cries about a hole in her sock? Pregnancy hormones! Gets caught fucking her coworker? Pregnancy hormones! FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I'm 23 weeks pregnant and super horny. I also cried during sex with my husband because I can't orgasm. FML
Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in three months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
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Top comments
whysobeachy 37
Was it worth it, to her? Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (42)
wanted_2_want 40
That's nasty. In the wrong way.
water1058 8
At least you have sex ;.....(
thisguy22 33
You aren't supposed to have sex while driving down an old country road... Try a bed next time.
kirby1964 20
Be careful. Don't want to give the kid a black eye. Wonder what it would be like if the kid would kick it at just the right moment? Or somehow grabbed hold.
MichaelDeSanta 20
Where is Doc Bastard to give this guy an anatomy lesson?
Sanosukeskitten 22
*facepalm* Please tell me you were joking. There is no way you can hit a baby during sex. Trust me that kid is well protected within the walls of his or hers mothers uterus, amniotic sac and fluid, placenta, plus there's the cervix.
bobsanction 18
Maybe she should be on bottom next time.
writerchic85 26
Can she take Dramamine or anything of the like to reduce the morning sickness or is that strictly off limits for preggos?
mezochan 29
It's not really off limits, my doc told me it was fine during pregnancy (Morning sickness did terrible things to my already bad motion sickness). But it also doesn't really help with, er, 'extreme' activities. She probably would have gotten sick either way then fell asleep on him!
Sanosukeskitten 22
Maybe she could try the seaband during sex, and more if her motion sickness is bad during the day and/or night. I never had to use it, but then again every pregnancy is different.
tintarroja 31
Eat her... in the mornings! That can help!
meghanclean 17
Being eaten out during pregnancy is actually dangerous.
YooperTransplant 8
You may not deserve to get puked on, but hey, you had sex, so I can't say your life sucks.
meghanclean 17
Assuming she has bad morning sickness she's probably still in the first trimester, wait until halfway through the second or until the third for sex. Until then, finger her and play with her clit. Invest in a hitachi. Trust me.
hiscrazygirl2014 7
In response to BOTH comments I've seen from you, going down is not dangerous while pregnant however inserting the finger can be dangerous (because of nails and germs) which is why it's always stressed for proper hygiene.