Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
matt1337c 0
Three words: YDI
britterss 0
don't get yourself in those situations if youre not ready to deal with the consequences!! if you're afraid of your parents finding out then you're not ready and shouldn't have sex!! if your parents wanted to raise another child they would have had another one!! use birth control and condoms, oh yeah, and abstinence!
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Comments (103)
britterss 0
I love that quote Its hilarious
lil_ham1644 29
Comment on your own thread
britterss 0
ps. OP YDI
jgilez 0
leave the receipt to an abortion clinic on the kitchen counter, problem solved.
rustic 0
no that's wrong. just because op was stupid doesn't mean the baby has to pay for it. IF she is prego she should keep it and learn her lesson to not open her legs irresposibly.. YDI op
SarahMarie83 0
Unfortunately it's the baby who would suffer in that scenario. I'd rather see a baby aborted than neglected by parents who don't care. Not to say that OP would be neglectful as I don't know her.
britterss 0
.....or keep your ******* clothes on, legs closed!!! why is that so ******* hard for people these days???
jgilez 0
hormones?
fualignment 0
because we are hornyy!!! and where did that arm fml post go?
britterss 0
using your hand won't make babies, or other "precautions" haha and I was wondering the same thing about the arm one haha
jgilez 0
it was fake?
3Evo3 0
shouldn't have ****** the lawnmower dude next door
britterss 0
Agreed
WYlacrossegirl7 0
good job dumbass.
deannamarie12 0
YDI. If you didn't want them to know, you couldve made sure everything was actually thrown away or hidden to hide the evidence.
Tombstoney 0
YDI... not for having sex and possibly being pregnant... Just because you fail so hard at hiding things. Why the hell do you even need the receipt? Are you gonna bring it back and demand a refund when you're finished with it?
paigerage00 0
hahahahahah I think this thing is broken......
mcronin 15
#40 The receipt could have automatically printed off and been put in her bag.