Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
turtlegrl66 11
At least you can see an upside!
julieseattle 4
Oh Noooooo!!
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Comments (139)
hilariexcore 0
How is that crude? Pubes are not attractive. Judging by your offense at the comment, I'm betting you have a disgustingly huge bush; it's probably a blue waffle.
Serinar 5
Way to look at the bright side, man!
Rwcrazy 0
You should be shaved anyways
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yes, everyone should conform to your person opinions.
DomoLaDii 8
lmao!!!!!!!!!! NICE ONE AHAHA!!
Darklord53 0
I don't see a problem, just shave the hair and go smooth, feels nice bro/sammich maker
Steven696 6
Blue waffles are hot
TheRealHouse 7
Hold still I'll get it! Wait, what flavor gum?
MMachina1 0
Look at the bright side you've trimmed the bush now the tree looks bigger!
pixelebrate 0
you piss while chewing gum?
Enslaved 38
I've heard ice would work also. Peanutbutter just sounds too weird to put in that area, especially if the OP owns a dog.