Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
turtlegrl66 11
At least you can see an upside!
julieseattle 4
Oh Noooooo!!
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Comments (139)
Susieee_Q 9
Good job on being optimistic, at least. Change is good.
meggity 2
shaved is better anyway.
CloudEnvy 17
Showmehowtolive in the bush.
ScaughtieHolden 11
28 Doesn't know what sarcasm is. How sad.
CloudEnvy 17
Ahh the Amazonians.. You're a sharp one #34.
CloudEnvy 17
=D
valdancer99 0
OP should meet a razor.
Mistery510 6
time to pull out the weed whacker!!!
weesh40 1
Time for some peanut butter!!!
narcosoldier 2
Dam try to grow an Afro down their
Squirrelx 5
There*
Opium_Production 5
This new look, is it a bald patch in the middle of a bush? That would be cool bro.
Steven696 6
Since it's opposite of the landing strip.. Would it be called a take off strip?
sparky_daisy 5
Otherwise known as a runway...
Opium_Production 5
It'd be a helicopter pad.
CharlieeMurphy 0
Obviously they didn't if they "got a new look".....dumbass
Deathhound 27
Haha :P
rkg0o18 7
Don't worry. It'll grow back :)