Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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iislix1ii 19
Well be glad you found out now and not later
Zoldyck 17
You're blind to these things when you're in love, it's not really your fault - at least it was only three months in.
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Comments (37)
AwkwardKarma 18
She's affiliated with the KKK. It's the only explanation.
andrmac 25
They're in Switzerland. Very white there and like anywhere there are idiots that's don't get that people are simply people.
homtravel 10
I guess she freaked out thinking straight guys can't have gay friends.
Mathalamus 25
i dont understand why it took you three months to find out that shes a moron. you'd think racism and homphobia would make itself very much apparent after three seconds.
factoryupdate 1
Wow everyone needs to get off their soap box. If she doesn't want to be around blacks or gays that is her right. You're no better for judging and calling her names. Live your life and let her live hers stop trying to stuff this diversity crap down everyone's throat.
factoryupdate 1
Great response. Calling someone names you don't agree with.... Where have I seen this before?
darthhera 11
Found the girlfriend.
PhasesPhantom 22
Black people, any people should not be treated like that, simply because of their skin color. People with beliefs against gay people should keep that to themselves.
Fairyjoshy 13
You're entitled to do what you like, and we're entitled to judge you for it. And discriminating against black and gay people means you are judged a bigot. No ifs, ands, or buts. If you don't like it, then keep it to yourself, simple as that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you consider treating people equally as "diversity crap", I think it's safe to assume what kind of person you are.
Kn0wledge123 21
And a homophobic racist too. At least you found out now bro. You're better off
lilalila99 4
wo ide schwiz gez so lüt?
darthhera 11
Homophobes and racists need to all be shipped to Antarctica. Bigots are scum of the Earth.
factoryupdate 1
Bet you will change your tune when a couple black lives matter protestors beat the white guilt out of you.
WriterB 3
Bullet dodged, my friend.
fatal4life 10
No offense. But she's not a moron. Someone who can't accept someone for who they are is a dip shit, that's what she is.
Mathalamus 25
she is a moron and a dipshit, then. accepting, or even tolerating, homosexuality and other human subtypes isn't even difficult.
PhasesPhantom 22
Black people aren't against anyone's religions though, so I have no idea why that should be okay.