Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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GemmaStyles 14
Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..
shakadoo 10
... I'm at a loss for words...
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Comments (264)
Kc1001 14
He must like asses. (-:
lexi365 20
I weep for humanity...
jimbob_76592 5
Now that's a new style of horseplay. Wtf
TogeBara 12
From my extended boredom and strolls through 4chan, I have found that this is what is called, "clopping." And apparently there are many people that do this. How they can take a wholesome and fun show, and turn it into THAT, I will never understand. Maybe its childhood issues? Maybe it is a beastie thing? Still nasty either way.
rawr_ily96 24
Even I hate it. I'm an actual female brony. >_< Why must the cloppers ruin the fandom for me?
sikunt89_fml 16
@79 Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!! Nobody cares if you're an "actual female bronie" or about any of your other 100 comments saying the same thing... You probably get off on MLP.
LeeCards 8
You're actually a female brony?! I've been looking all over for one of- No. Just no. Quit seeking attention on every post. Everyone faps to something.
Abominations 7
Horse Power...
beyondneptune 9
hold your horses and save the magic for your room
beyondneptune 9
did he have a small broner
redwingsfan88 9
I bet that was awkward. Luckily he didn't look you in the eye and finish!
coolca134 4
yep well he's a bronie for life
ViviMage 40
It's called "clopping" to him. And he's a total freak, sorry.