Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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GemmaStyles 14
Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..
shakadoo 10
... I'm at a loss for words...
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Comments (264)
Failure_Inc 12
That will be a fun story to tell a girl he brings home someday, won't it?
Stalkerloo 11
You are a special kind of evil.
Pandacupcakelove 26
If I had a brother like that and he finally found a girl, I wouldn't have wanted to ruin it.. I mean at least if he had a girlfriend, OP probably wouldn't have to worry about finding him wanking to My Little Pony.
wildcat12000 6
Thanks, Satan
perdix 31
#12, if he has MLP, what does he need a girl for?
someguy314159265 15
12: I'm going to need an evil mind like yours for my future plans some day. I hope you'll consider it.
why57why 21
I don't know what to say except FALCON DICK PUNCH and also have a talk with him
Nolimit2217 32
This seems to be an increasingly common type of behavior.. Scary.
golden_warrior 23
Did I miss something? When the f**k did this become a common behaviour?
inthedopeshow 17
In another FML, the author found my little pony **** on her boyfriend's laptop. There's creeps in every fandom and recently it's been a little more noticeable among the my little pony community. (I didn't use the word bronies because someone in another comment mentioned a distinction between bronies and the creepier fans and I don't want to offend any innocent viewers)
Ambience138 11
59 - Having a sexual fetish for something that isn't human really isn't that creepy. Don't knock it because you don't understand it.
inthedopeshow 17
I'm not trying to judge anyone, 119, but they're abusing the innocence of a cartoon for girls aged 3-9. I try so hard not to judge but the people who are sexually interested in my little pony come off as creepy to me because it seems like both ********** and pedophilia as the pony characters are like children. Sorry if I've offended.
theworldismad 10
you've got a brony and horny brother
pistachiopanda 19
Seems he likes "My Little Porny"
MissingNO123 7
Clopper*
SweetJTBR 22
He's a dirty little clopper, ooh, dirty little clopper ooh, a dirty little clopper~
Schiffy 18
This isn't being a brony, this is just being disturbing.
rawr_ily96 24
FINALLY! Someone who knows the difference!
OptimusVader 23
I couldn't agree more. *shudder*
xxdark 3
Dude rawr_ily96... Relax.
Ambience138 11
Yeah seriously, you're getting a bit preachy. We get it, you don't wanna have sex with Twilight, it's fine.
RainbowInput 8
I'm really not sure how to react to this. Why would he be doing it in the living room? You'd think he'd go in a more private area to do that.
Zoeythedinosaur 17
You'd think he just wouldn't do that, period.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
He must be desperate & not get any action .-.
ABillOnFire 15
from how obsessed some of the fans of that show are, I can believe this 100%
theworldismad 10
completely agree. they have role play groups that I've seen in person and a whole bunch of role play groups on instagram and they have pages for each pony
rawr_ily96 24
The people with this fetish are not true bronies. They are looked down on by most bronies, and we avoid associating with know cloppers.
Ambience138 11
Shut up already, broken record. I have a feeling you're a clopper in denial.
perdix 31
I take it you're not a Pegasister, otherwise you'd hand him some tissues and lotion and supported him. Figuratively speaking, of course.
raesos91 26
I think the lotion might be a little overrated for him.. Mane 'n Tail should do the trick.
buckdharma 38
Bronies prefer Brawney, but only if they're cloppers while watching My Little Pony cause it's the quicker picker upper.
buckdharma 38
Bounty* remembered Rosie*