Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Skittlesbaby 7
poke holes in them
xxaybaybayxx 0
what a douchebag.
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Comments (164)
madeingeorgia 0
At least he was using protection! once a cheater, always a cheater! don't go back to that!
CharismaticCutie 0
I definitely hope the condoms break and he totally ejaculates in someone!!! he deserves it! totally have to pay child support too
thecovert 7
That was one wild pic.
dt520 4
so he was too cheap to buy them when he banged you but somehow you are surprised when he wont get them to bang elsewhere?
IHeartJimi02 0
I don't think she is surprised that he can't afford to buy them to bang someone else. I think she is surprised that he cheated on her.
skyeyez9 25
soak all his underwear in "Liquid Heet" and let them dry. It will make his junk feel like it was doused in battery acid and will burn for HOURS. You can find it in the health section of walmart, walgreens, cvs. it is a muscle pain reliever or something like that, a Liquid that comes in a brown glass bottle. Toss bottle to hide evidence and dont admit to it.
RainbowHeadache 2
Holy shit. You're brilliant.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
that is very clever!
chelsadee 0
This is the best thing I have ever heard!!(:
lionheart822 13
so you're upset because your boyfriend was practicing safe sex?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
He was cheating on her. Who the hell wouldn't be upset?
thatsmeh 0
and ur still with him? don't be a retard
yuggi1 11
Put a lock on your condom stash.
DavLynn 4
he's your ex now I hope?
RainbowHeadache 2
Just cut them open and put notes in them. "I'm not amused." or something like that. Hopefully he can read.
Consequences 0
I'm going to go with "poke holes in them." of course that'd mean staying with a filthy cheater for a month more. you can bang other men during it though.
Dallyni 22
For the horde!