Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Top comments
Skittlesbaby 7
poke holes in them
xxaybaybayxx 0
what a douchebag.
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Comments (164)
Jrefinne 7
OP, I applaud your storytelling. I was thinking your situation wasn't so bad... right until the end! It hit me like POW! But in any case, fyl.
BuhxritNAYY 5
for his birthday, buy him some. but embarrass him by blowing them up with helium and give them to him anyway. then say "happy birthday, you had a small one anyways."
LaDiva_fml 0
and u call him your boyfriend...stupid
boo_bee_fur_me 2
no love without the glove :)
dlangel 2
could have been worse if he hadn't stolen the condoms but he does sound like a complete jerk
Prettythick55 0
DAMN SKITTLESBABY!! I was gone say the same thing. I would poke holes in all the condoms I have left. Stupid fucka!!
jcrob 0
what did 72 say?
FreakingFYou 13
pimplayer, it's given. not gave.
danielxp 0
that guy is a real douche. good riddance.
lextheplex 0
brat.