Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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Top comments
Skittlesbaby 7
poke holes in them
xxaybaybayxx 0
what a douchebag.
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Comments (164)
DealsOnWheels 0
Haha ouch! Nice to know he thinks that much of you to be so obvious when he cheats.. you need to pass on that one its only going down hill for you now
4ll4b0utm3 0
instead of poking holes on the condom just cut his penis off.....
tswiftbaby 15
you can do better! dump his sorry ass (but poke holes in all the condoms first)
twiztidangel 0
Get a new boyfriend duh
tonedox1 3
dont break up with him just yet. dump a bunch of Magnums in your pile and start playing a lot more rap music. when your ready to dump him, pick out all the regular condoms and hand them to him, telling him you won't be needing those ones anymore.
Dallyni 22
hahaha nice!
speedgay 0
Give him the entire box of condoms with poked holes in them when you kick his ass to the curb. Then get ahold of him in a few months and ask him when the babys due.
lala6_fml 0
aww pobresita :/ <---- tht means sorry lol
Unsmart 0
Why would you even consider poking holes in them? That's ******* retarded. Yeah, great job punishing some other guy/girl who is probably just as much a victim as the OP in this.
Ur1Temptazian 0
wow...what a loser...hope he's an ex now
boatkicker 5
Does the other girl know? This makes a big difference. If she's unaware, than let her know. Chances are, if he's cheating on you, he'll cheat on her too. Warn her. Break up with him. Both of you make sure he knows how much of an asshat he is. If she does know, than.... I don't even know. Something evil. Don't poke holes in the condoms though. I have a feeling they wouldn't be very responsible parents, and I don't like making babies suffer.
LoLlersnakes 0
Yeah, and I don't want my tax dollars going to his retarded kids.