Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Top comments
Imawhalerider 0
Well i guess you get paid when you are invisible for doing nothing. awesome
DoMeBaby 1
Get a bright tie or some neon sneakers dude! At least try to be noticedseenunforgettable
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Comments (81)
notcoolperson 0
who said what now?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have a sneaky feeling this wasn't originally much of an FML, but the OP talk him/herself into it and worded it as such.
8trickster8 0
Maybe this is more his fault then yours? HMMMMMMMMMMM
baller789 0
YDI
Nightfallz 0
omg Stfu you ******* emo.
edthered 0
This.
Tequila01 0
Aw, since it's your brother he's used to having you around all the time that he probably forgets about you.. (Yay for Nova Scotia though) :)
aback 5
Does your brother smoke a lot of dope?
Forgottensister 0
Not really. A lot of my coworkers are really catty, nosy women who will go running to the boss the second you look at them the wrong way. So there's no chance of ever getting away with that.
moonsolomon 0
Cellophane, Mr Cellophane, should've been my name, Mr Cellophane...
Forgottensister 0
1) You overestimate human stupidity. 2) There are a lot of siblings that work together at my work place and a few married couples. 3) My brother wasn't supervisor when I was hired. He had worked there before as a regualr worker, then moved away after he got his university degree. A few months after he left, I applied and got hired. Last year he moved back and they offered him the supervisor position.