Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
Well i guess you get paid when you are invisible for doing nothing. awesome
DoMeBaby 1
Get a bright tie or some neon sneakers dude! At least try to be noticedseenunforgettable
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Comments (81)
lunchmeat317 0
What? That doesn't mean you're forgettable or invisible. He's your BROTHER, dude. He's supposed to not care about you.
SoFaded80 0
lol, exactly
maddiey2014 0
what an ass
hbbs93 6
Sounds like it's his problem he can't remember shit not yours.
rcbarnes 24
OP should milk the situation, too.
evanedwards85 6
don't worry that just means ur brothers ******* retarded
momo8896 4
Totally understand this. It's me too!
aquaticmammal624 12
What an awesome skill to have! Apply immediately for a job at the NSA!
telli164 30
That's ******. Start being really loud so people will never forget you're there :P
cwl727 33
I would forget to drive him home.