Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
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Top comments
Rei_Ayanami 18
A breath taking ******. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.
BlueMoonCafe 12
I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.
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Comments (94)
lowshadows 21
death by ****** is the way to go.
zombieslayer83 19
I could hear the eulogies now.
OrangeKnife 10
Indeed.
funky303 6
other people pay for that or try to asphyxiate themselves to get breathless. but they get breathless first, ****** second.
oj101 33
Wow, that ****** must have left you breathless.
john_gemini91 6
At least you were satisfied!
1dvs_bstd 41
Bitter-sweet sexphony.
SiriusBlack97 17
I'm sorry but the scene I just imagined was hilarious. But that really does suck, OP, the asthma attack... That must have really killed the mood.
truesarrif 33
As one guy pointed out earlier. There is a fetish called erotic asphyxiation that people are hooked on. Shortness of breath and orgasms go hand in hand. Maybe your asthma attack was a hint you have a kinkier side OP ;)
KaiCer0 8
I thought that attack adds a certain kick to the O
Xotoolyxo 16
Take your inhaler before having sex..that should help
bakerella 29
YDI, don't post that on here