Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
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Top comments
Rei_Ayanami 18
A breath taking ******. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.
BlueMoonCafe 12
I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.
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Comments (94)
poccocurantes 7
Today I gave my GF an ****** so awsome she wound up in the hospital. Unfortunately she came first.
happle 21
It's good to be optimistic.
Iniezian 18
How do you know OP is female? It doesn't say.
poccocurantes 7
Oops. Valid point and ***** up the majority of the postings. Thats a whole different FML.
poccocurantes 7
Of course if it was a guy he'd be like 9. A 17 or 18 year old boy that had never even rubbed one out would be too tragic even for FML. Even Stephen Hawking has done that.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
It's about 2% of guys that never have "rubbed one out". Each could have a different reason not to, I for one can't because I'm terrified about mess :/
funky303 6
statistically EVERY boy wrung his weasle/shook his tree.
poccocurantes 7
OCD Sucks. I am sure you will eventually work it out. NPI.
shabbydoooo 8
Dang that's pretty crazy go get yourself checked cuz it could trigger your heart bump up your bp and give you a cardiac arrest.
heliraptor 13
Wasn't that on 1ooo ways to die?
mystashisgone 6
Is this dejavu or did I see that twice?
SweetasCandy0609 28
Don't you mean heartbeat? Not heart bump
TheRandomIndian 17
50 he meant "your heart to bump up your bp"
80skid 15
Well that's a mood killer.
perdix 31
Were you alone or with someone? Am I the only one who needs to know that?
SixthSinEnvy 39
If she was alone I demand to know her technique.
skyenoelle 15
I'm guessing the guy responsible probably took that as a sign that he did something right. Next time have an inhaler ready? That is, if you were with someone!
poccocurantes 7
I you were flying solo and using a marital aide you should probably be looking to cash in on product endorsement.
perdix 31
#32, either that or invent a double-ended ***** where one end contains an inhaler. Whoever doses themselves in public with this product will suddenly have many dating offers.
SweetasCandy0609 28
So you have to choose between amazing orgasms or being able to breathe? I would choose the amazing orgasms lol
kspear2 12
At least you had one!
onorexveritas 24
how ironic
fenixtorador1 11
Doesn't matter, had sex.