Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Good sister
United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
Livlifefunny 1
What a mother #$&%er
Taz23_fml 6
Wow so he's the father and brother in law at the danger time that's tricky one to pull off and completely messed up
brando1983 9
I think you wrote that wrong. Don't you mean your "ex" husband?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You are surrounded by treacherous individuals.
digitaljunky 5
105- your a 31 year old man named "Luna dragon"... And your trying to school someone on being pubescent? I think it is time to throw out your lord of the rings wizard staff, move out of your parents basement and girlfriend lol
charmanderCHAR 5
And your name is digitaljunky, which sounds pretty ******' nerdy to me. Yeah, my username is charmanderCHAR, and you can judge me all you want about how I love Pokémon and all that jazz. However, you know nothing of me. For all you know, I could have this username as a distraction, so you know nothing of me. I - and I am sure the person you are making fun of - have a hobby that I love, with a job that pays BANK, to afford everything I need. Oh, wait. I do. That hobby is called making money by animating awesome things. Before you judge someone by their username, how about you stop being a ******' slag and look at your own sleazy post, which is - by the way - horribly rendered. You sound like a narcissistic moron and frankly, I doubt YOU even have a girlfriend, you prepubescent child.
duckyboy63 7
So if you have a baby then your sister(I assume half) would be half siblings with it and that would make you like quarter siblings with ur baby XD
hely09 4
That's sad. :(
BobbieH 19
If OP wanted serious responses and couldn't handle the joke, then she would not have posted on FML. This is not an emotional support group, it's a site deigned to laugh at others. It's levity, which is very healthy in times of crisis.
madgrinchhatter 12
Holy shit
akichan15 5
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!