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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
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Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
Lybra_fml 3
damn babe that's ****** up
Dr3a 2
wow this could be a great episode of maury .this sucks for you though
trolol678 3
jerry or maury!
2shameless 0
WOW
SILVERbang 0
Oh crap
chinchaaa 4
That's just...wow.
artiiculate 2
Mother ******!
MizCherryBlossom 15
121: Oh god, I wonder how many times something like that has really happened.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
It it were me, I would be seeking a Divorce lawyer as soon as possible... and I would have nothing to do with my ****-of-a-Mother. Mother or not, there are boundries and they BOTH crossed them and if my Mother was asking for or expecting forgiveness, i would tell her to shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
ohshitjens 5
Do "I fcuked your mom" jokes still apply?