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Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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sailorzoe 14
MAURY MAURY!!!
daringtoride 27
Can I just give you a hug please? That's terrible. Stfjusv digsetgvofz. See, I don't even know what to say.
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Comments (452)
kayvan 8
That is one F***ed up family tree!
DaniAngel 7
Good lord, in what way does the OP deserve to find out her husband cheated on her with her mother? I'm so sorry OP, I say divorce his ass and move away onto something bigger and better. You deserve so much better than that.
cmcmluver 0
weird family reunion much??
CrazyManNo9 29
I know guys that want to **** with their mom in law, but I don't think this is what they meant at all...
Omnomnomnivore 10
That's gonna be pretty awkward later explaining to your daughter that her aunt is also her sister. Pretty ****** up situation.
lmfb07 0
I'm from Arkansas..... PLEASE DONT SAY YOU'RE FROM HERE. (lie if needed)
skittlesmeep 4
Congrats on the baby sister, but not the cheating husband
lowie89 7
So now are you not only your sisters sister but you're also her step mom! Wow that's as white trash as it gets
kjtk 2
U Americans r something special. I feel 4 u. Thts rough.
dogpup4 23
Have you never watched The Jeremy Kyle Show? Even here we have some disgusting people. All of them are chavs though and I don't really acknowledge them as British. Or people, for that matter.
kalbrek009 20
Just how old is your "baby" sister? Definately sounds like an episode of Maury.